The recipe for the key of the future.
This is a recipe for something. Can you guess what that something is?
This recipe is the key to the future and one you’ll go “gah gah” for.:
1) Take 3 liters of water. 2) Add sufficient fat to make a small bar of soap. 3) Take enough carbon for 55 pencil heads. 4) Mix with enough phosphorus to produce 135 match heads. 5) A generous helping of calcium always improves the result. 6) Take enough sulfur to produce a couple of stink bombs. 7) Extract every atom of iron and zinc from a galvanized roof tack. 8) Garnish with traces of magnesium and potassium. 9) Seasoned with a pinch of salt. 10) Bake in an oven at 37 degrees for 270 days. 11) Monitor carefully until incubation is complete.
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